英文经典笑话系列.pdf

内 容 简 介 本书所选的笑话大都选自原版读物，原汁原味、语言地道、幽默诙谐、趣味盎然、令人捧腹。这些笑话虽然类型不同、题材各异，但都贴近时代和生活，可读性强，犹如一出出人生喜剧，让人开怀，荡涤烦恼；在令你忍俊不禁的同时，还可提高阅读和词汇的双重能力。由于文化背景不同，西方式的幽默与东方式的往往大异其趣，通过该书读者也可了解西方文化。本书将根据笑话内容的难易程度，配以生词注解，让读者可以顺利地理解和欣赏西方文化的背景和内涵，增进对西方幽默感的理解。本书适合不同英语水平的读者，尤其是对那些准备到国外学习和生活的读者将有很大的帮助。本书封面贴有清华大学出版社防伪标签，无标签者不得销售。版权所有，侵权必究。侵权举报电话：010-62782989 13701121933 图书在版编目（CIP）数据 英文经典笑话系列/王勋，刘新玲主编.北京：清华大学出版社，2011.7 ISBN 978-7-302-24961-0 .英 .王 刘 .英语 语言读物笑话 作品集 世界.H319.4：中国版本图书馆 CIP 数据核字（2011）第 041170 号 责任编辑：李 晔 责任校对：徐俊伟 责任印制：出版发行：清华大学出版社 地 址：北京清华大学学研大厦 A 座 http:/ 邮 编：100084 社 总 机：010-62770175 邮 购：010-62786544 投稿与读者服务：010-62795954， 质量反馈：010-62772015， 印 刷 者：装 订 者：肖 米 经 销：全国新华书店 开 本：148210 印 张：10.75 字 数：306 千字 版 次：2011 年 7 月第 1 版 印 次：2011 年 7 月第 1 次印刷 印 数：15000 定 价：25.00 元 产品编号：033977-01 Classic English -I-前 言 学英语不再是无聊、枯燥的事情，通过阅读原版英文笑话，可以在欢声笑语中学习地道的英语，享受轻松学习的乐趣。英语笑话可帮助读者学到地道的英语思维和表达，增加对西方文化和幽默感的理解。本书编者收集了大量的国外笑话素材，从中筛选出适合国内读者的英语笑话，所有内容都来自原版读物，原汁原味、语言地道、幽默诙谐、趣味盎然、令人捧腹。这些笑话虽然类型不同、题材各异，但都贴近时代和生活，可读性强。本书在编写过程中并没有采用中英文对照的方式，因为中外在文化背景上有很大的差异，很多英语笑话只能意会、无法言传，无法用中文反映其中的意境。书中只是对于较难理解的词语，另加了“注释”，以便读者更好地理解。本书适合各种水平的英语爱好者在消遣娱乐的同时提高英文水平之用。本书由王勋、刘新玲主编，参加编写的人员还有沙玉新、周河、安枚、刘建平、方茂、汤华、成枫、周雄方、李汤灵、张经峰、赵越、田德明等。由于编者水平有限，书中难免不妥之处，衷心希望广大读者批评指正。Classic English -III-目 录 A frog calls a psychic.1 These chickens want books.1 A snail buys a fast new car.2 A very insulting parrot.3 The story of the bats.5 Never talk to the parrot.5 Ill use my seeing eye dog.6 There was just a dog fight.7 A game of animal football.7 I think that Im a chicken.9 This dog is acting bad.9 Investigating a terrible accident.10 Cow on train tracks.11 Installing a carpet.11 An engineer and a programmer.12 Flying without a parachute.13 A blind pilot is flying this plane?.14 The whole world could be happy.15 Are blind pilots flying?.16 There is a blond on the plane.17 英文经典 系列 -IV-Air Force One crashes.18 The blind skydiver.19 Boarding from what gate?.19 Fear of bombs on planes.20 A skydiving lesson.21 There are no dogs allowed here.22 A blind man visits the state of Texas.22 Buying your ticket.23 Hiring an accountant.24 Simplified 1040 forms.25 Did you pay taxes?.25 Accountant and farmer.26 Stop being late to work.27 The work qualification test.27 The copy machine handout.28 Why did he fire you?.29 Everybody,somebody,anybody,and nobody.29 The requirements of this job.30 Repairing the phone.30 Fake two dollar bill.31 Paying in advance.34 Travel in a sailboat.35 Wealthy investors.35 A walking economy.36 Investment counselor.36 Buy machine factory.37 An economists speech.38 An economists logic.39 Economist Valentines.39 I have a big problem.40 Half a year to live.40 Classic English -V-Economists in parades.41 Bill Gates picks his own punishment.41 Low self-esteem.42 I often feel guilty.43 Interviewing crazy.43 A lecture about English.44 Researching this insect.45 Bragging about Japan.46 Eating the piece of fruit.47 Try to settle the dispute.47 What is this?.48 Are caterpillars good to eat?.49 We could have been here sooner.49 Thin people dont.50 I did all of that?.52 Golfing with an older man.52 An engineer,doctor,and pastor golfing.53 Slow golfers are ahead of us.54 Consultation fees.55 Thats a real bargain.56 The devils offer.56 Youve changed my mind.57 Some last minute requests.57 Get money to heaven.58 Brain transplant.58 Want to go into space?.59 A love for material goods.60 I just managed to settle an account!.60 Did you make a donation?.61 Free haircuts.62 Are you talking to me?.62 英文经典 系列 -VI-What is his occupation?.63 What is the oldest profession?.64 A variation.65 Were you ever arrested?.65 Who owns the cows?.66 Ask your question.67 Who would steal?.68 Unfit words to hear.68 Knowing the facts.69 Marriage quotes 01.70 Marriage quotes 02.71 Marriage quotes 03.72 Marriage quotes 04.73 Marriage quotes 05.73 Marriage quotes 06.74 Marriage quotes 07.75 Marriage quotes 08.76 Marriage quotes 09.77 A sudden change of mind.78 My daughter is your reward.78 I have“great”news for you.79 Why cant you be like that?.80 Someone really stinks.80 The guide to wife translations.81 Too much speeding.84 What is the most damaging food?.84 The way you say it.85 Going to the office.85 Finding perfect men.86 Gift for a birthday.86 Getting into fights.87 Classic English -VII-Subjects for a date.88 Requesting a three-day pass.88 Giving very odd excuses.89 Speaking with the general.90 Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend.91 Daddy is going to war.91 Soldier stands guard.92 Brag about parents.93 Soldiers in Heaven.93 Fishing on the lake.94 Crying about his life.94 All the strange names.95 Outrageous lying.96 Disorderly conduct.97 Wife helps out the cop.98 Hes drunk at the bar.99 Working in the garden.100 Lost far from a home.100 The reason for running.101 Try to catch the rabbit.101 A test for being drunk.102 Breaking into a house.103 Undercover detective.103 Charged for speeding.104 Make a last request.104 Debate the stop sign.105 Visiting kindergarten.105 Please show the I.D.106 I have lost my father.107 Holmes investigat